there's a Symphony in my stomach

for the past two days my stomach has been a orchestra of sounds. burnnnnnnt. furrrrmmmmp. pssstp. blurbp. urnnnnnnnnd. not farts. just fucking sounds. nothing poots out. just echoes inside. it's not really fun in social settings. i'm afraid that if i just try to push out the air i'm gonna toot out my fucking skeleton. this isn't fun.