inspiration


keeping a sketch book again.

i cant sleep...




room 217.




this is what i imagine.
mostly though, just nancy reagan.

2 yrs. and nothing.


i need to be working toward some stuff.

now reading.



my monday.





yo, billie jean king!


you dont know nuffin' bout my game. and neither do i.

follow that thought

why not. maybe you'll get a blt. and a apple fritter.

my past saturdays.over and sad.

Open for Making : A Residency for Creativity
Co-Curated by Joyce Grimm and Paul Butler
Triple Base Gallery
ambiguous scenarios with a video camera. basketball. acting exercises. yoga-meditation. hike to a local urban garden. planting day. book/zine making. First Annual Drawing Party. whiffle ball. concept album. weave a “mojo bags” containing local healing herbs. teepee sanctuaries. community acupuncture movement.

this is how i've been spending a few of my past saturdays. i'm sad it is over. really sad. i adore the good people over at triple base. they are so rad.

a saturday in february



11:15 pittsburg to sfo. el farolito. super suiza. adorable kids. actionweaver! creativity. weaving. wormwart. titties on the wall. happiness. excitment. fun. joy. missed 3:47 train. 10 minutes late. busy night. split 40 break. smiles.

i would like to announce: bad joke time!
what's a gay dudes favorite sound?
a fart.
what's a colored baby's first words?
mommy, daddy, yo' mamma.
what's a mexican baby's first words?
mommy, daddy, taco bell.
why is 6 afraid of 7?
cause 7 ate 9.

a friday in february

work. reading. sketching. tv. late night fun. 149 beers for $100. slingshot? saloon? hipster house. hipster party. hipster music. hipster pimples. hipster filth. free cd's. forced dancing. forced clapping. forced interest. ariel @ mills? speakeasy? speak easy? hungry asian girls who want jack n the box. hungry asian girls and their geekiy lesbo friends. fag hags. hungry asian girls climbing up the wrong tree. guys w/ my middle name as their first. guys w/ my middle name who are cool. guys w/ my middle name who can hold a cool convo and are pretty dope. guys w/ my middle name that should be my new friend. greg scaring off cool guys w/ my middle name with a conversation @ coke. grabby fags. crabby fags. asian girls who dont own it. invisible helmuts. chicken 'n' waffles. tables with no tops. fun. beach music. mud wrestling? forgeting michelles book. sleep.

jokes.

josh:
what do they say about spinach and anal sex?
if you didn't like it as a kid you wont like it as an adult.

krystal:
why dont lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
cause you cant go down on jenny craig when you have mary kay on your face.

julia:
what kind of over-alls does mario wear?
denim, denim, denim.
(note; this does not translate well through text)

me:
so there's this hot chick with no arms or legs sun bathing on the beach. this average looking guy walks past her and she asks him if he could her a favor. he says sure, and she asks him to screw her, because she's never had it done to her before. so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "well you're screwed now, bitch!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. funny!

i'm gonna rethink why i like you

& that's a threat.

before work


i should be working.