jokes.

josh:
what do they say about spinach and anal sex?
if you didn't like it as a kid you wont like it as an adult.

krystal:
why dont lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
cause you cant go down on jenny craig when you have mary kay on your face.

julia:
what kind of over-alls does mario wear?
denim, denim, denim.
(note; this does not translate well through text)

me:
so there's this hot chick with no arms or legs sun bathing on the beach. this average looking guy walks past her and she asks him if he could her a favor. he says sure, and she asks him to screw her, because she's never had it done to her before. so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "well you're screwed now, bitch!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. funny!